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 No.7860

Well,incels. I guess this is goodbye.

 No.7861

how much are you paying

 No.7862

Congratulations on being even lower on the totem pole than incels.

 No.7863

>>7862
upset because a former tribesman left you behind

 No.7864

I simply stated a fact, you're the one bringing emotions into it. What are you, a woman?

 No.7866

Good then she will know how a real nockle from the gn put it down

 No.7867

why not just use tinder instead of becoming an escortcel

 No.7868

ask her if you can take photos/videos and post them here

 No.7869

hi yes while we're engaging in this sexual intercourse that I paid for would you mind if I recorded it so that it can be later uploaded to a website run by a 40 year old incel and his 35 year old worshippers who are also incels?

 No.7872

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The path less travelled.

 No.7873

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 No.7876

It's good to see you proactively doing something to counteract your loneliness :)

 No.7877

Well well look who came to the milk thread.

 No.7899

Is Ron Paul the OP of these threads or is it someone else?

 No.7912

well?
how was it?
i was thinking of seeing a prostitute for a while too but apart from the fact it's illegal here i would probably be so nervous i wouldn't able to to get hard so it'd be a waste of money

 No.7933

Definitely better than miserably charging your jo crystal in the dark however you must wear a condom and it makes the whole experience feel "dull". But having a living, breathing female under yourself makes all the difference. She acts, she reacts and she actually crossed legs around me towards the end. I liked that she didn't really moan much. Apparently cunts are much smaller than I'd anticipated and it really does wrap around you nice and snug. Condom certainly ruined the climax. To bareback a bitch I guess I should start looking for a girlfriend with my newfound powers. Or a vtuber. Let me yell you losing your virginity is like unlocking a treasure chest full of possibilities.

But I suppose you guys already know how it works since Ron Paul must have blogged about it.

 No.7935

But did you kiss her 🤔

 No.7936

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Yes but no tongue.

 No.7937

Look what I just posted on ota 😈 😈 😈

 No.7940

>>7936
did tongue cost extra or something

 No.7941

I was reluctant to let a girl I share no special romantic connection with to use the tongue on me. Especially seeing how she immediately proceeded to blow me afterwards. Had to chug an ounce of listerine after it was all over…

 No.7942

how fast did you cum
what else did you do for the whole hour

 No.7943

First I asked for a massage to help me relax. That took about 10 minutes. Then followed the intercourse. She was going to do what they call a "cow girl" and ride on top but weirdly it hurt me as she was putting it in so we changed places. Turns out thrusting in missionary is almost not exhausting at all and you can control the speed and how far you want to cram it real easy. Took me about 15 minutes to finish but I was really pounding towards the end. Initially I was planning on doing her twice but I'd jod a couple of hours before the meeting which in retrospect was a mistake so I asked her to give me another massage. The massage was actually more enjoyable, she was Thai and she knew what she was doing besides I had a real stiffness in my shoulders and neck that she managed to alleviate. I learned a lot from this and I am going to try it again but not for a few weeks. Also I'm probably going to get banned now. Luckily it's a burner phone.

 No.7944

Well yeah, he HATES thai women.

 No.7945

>>7941
what is this gay shit? you think a tongue kiss is more intimate than literal sex?

 No.7946

>thai
>women
erm nobody tell him

 No.7948

heard that vaginas feel like that diy pringles onahole with two sponges and a latex glow is that true

 No.7949

>>7945
This, if anything you shouldn't really use tounge at all

 No.7960

/gnfos/ - Sex Culture

 No.7961

Did he really take the week off to have sex with hookers?

 No.7966

mindblowing how his brother gave him the opportunity to meet a nice christian girl but instead he'd rather spend his time having sex with hookers

 No.7967

Let's be real that good Christian girl was probably a hooker too

 No.7979

all women are hookers



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